Play as Mr Cream in new videogame; Gunpoint. Choose where gun get point and shoot... can you beat all the levels and save the princess?

CJ riding broomstick... Goodbye old friend...

Antonio babe it's me! Sarah fucking Julie or something... Is your name even fucking Antonio? What if it's Craig? Poor bastard...

Big fan of Game of Thrones, my favourite character probably being Extra #254 who's buying some bread.

I enjoy looking at pink spirals for hours.

Only player ever to serve her time. I did do it, it was me!

You can't save this game masked women... I'm so sorry...

Wow... they're really fast!

Worked a 9 - 5, this shit doesn't even phase me anymore.

Yeah, I'm part of Da Crew, wanna see my badge? (I reach into my pockets and pull out nothing but lint) Wha? N...no...

Wow! Pretty robots! Maybe the layoffs aren't so bad!

Game about killing one man over and over... What do you guys think? #Deserved or #Undeserved ?

Gorbert the Pig when Claire takes a picture of him squirking his nuts dry: 😮

British people when their favourite store, "TrapLand," does not have an item they sought.