your average soyjak-looking guy's favorite game of all time

gameplay actually peaked here

project moon fans managing to be more cringe than persona fans is an interesting feat considering how boring their games are

up there with persona fans

I think he won the beef

sony will murder senran kagura for having "too much fanservice" but this yoko taro slop of a game gets a pass for some reason?

being brony is a sickness

the whole debacle around this game and codename bakery shows that gamers don't deserve great games, they're destined to loop through live-service drip-feed hell that powers itself through excessive fomo for all eternity
edit: I still stand by this review btw, ya'll having a "we did it reddit!!!" moment doesn't instantly exclude you from trying to murder a golden goose for no reason.

this game would make sakurai beg for mercy

this is like the Schrodinger's cat of peak, sometimes I feel like its childish and cringe as fuck and sometimes I think it was good, idk man

only straight white ppl like this game

it doesn't get more ironic than leftists liking a game where you play as a rightist am I right?

fans of this game are just gaslighting themselves trying to believe they're playing a decent shooter

yakuza fans are an another level of unfunny

people who cosplayed as ezio when they were a kid are literally winning/have an actual job in real life while people who want to be like sora are sitting their ass browsing discord all day... sad world welivin...