7 reviews liked by Daphte


I WOULD RATE HIGHER IF I COULD WEAR SKIRTS AND DRESSES WITHOUT HAVING TO PICK "A Type Body"! LET MY GAY ASS WEAR A SKIRT! DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO MAKE A CHARACTER WITH BOOBS! LET ME BE FREE! LET ME MAKE AN OLD MAN AND GIRLY POP HIM!

This game has it better dialed in on what makes these style of games fun: allowing the players to be neurodivergent and reward them for it.

This is the narrative apex of what I want out of visual novels. Instead of "check all these boxes to see the ending you want," it's a genuine branching storyline that comes around and asks you why you made those choices at the end. The art is fantastic, delivering a lot of the suspense and horror as the truth of the situation is revealed. The voice acting is also to be commended, especially for the changes in tone to distinguish the Voices and the Princess. And speaking of the Voices, the comparisons to The Stanley Parable are understandable--the first thing you hear is The Narrator telling you what to do--but Slay the Princess pushes that meta-commentary to another level. There is now an Archetype in this story with you. What do you do now?

I may go back and finish the other endings at some point, but the ending that I got in my first runthrough was so satisfying that I want to sit with it for a while. For that same reason, I recommend anyone interested in this game to go in with minimal spoilers and see what they end up with. Just remember to take the warnings at the beginning seriously. It is a love story.

I'm too gay to care about sports

Every run feels like a randomized episode of Scooby Doo except the gang dies at the end.

just like in real life, my favourite activity to do with friends is roaming abandoned places in search of literal garbage

Not playing this because I would never hurt a woman