Least Favourite Reviews I've Done

Maybe I'll redo these at some point but probably not because I had nothing interesting to say then and I certainly don't now.

https://www.backloggd.com/u/Detchibe/review/377949/

I stand by what I said but I was also trying to pump something out while the game was relevant and effectively rehashed what others were saying.
https://www.backloggd.com/u/Detchibe/review/417256/

This is maybe two degrees removed from those Steam reviews with the checklists with shit like: Graphics: So good you forget what reality is ✅
https://www.backloggd.com/u/Detchibe/review/424929/

This was originally just the first paragraph but some chud got upset at it so I wrote more and it makes me seem like I actually give a shit about The Witness. I don't really give a shit about The Witness!
https://www.backloggd.com/u/Detchibe/review/448486/

Again, I don't give a shit about The Witness. Also I feel the phrasing is weird.
https://www.backloggd.com/u/Detchibe/review/489851/

Rehash of other reviews' points and it makes me sound like a Virtua Racing aficionado which I am not.
https://www.backloggd.com/u/Detchibe/review/493200/

I don't like the game but also who the hell cares lmao
https://www.backloggd.com/u/Detchibe/review/517810/

What I wrote is fine but I don't like this having so many likes.

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https://www.backloggd.com/u/Detchibe/review/538250/

Borrowing from the game's magazine PDF is kinda cute but it's also nonsensical to anyone who hasn't read it or played the game. Also I transition very poorly into my discussion of SHARECART1000.

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