DeviousJinjo
1985
Extremely forgettable, and I still have no idea how this game has Smash representation.
1984
A little personality goes a long way. The best of the three core Zapper games.
1983
I really do not understand what the appeal of this game ever was.
1982
My mother's favorite game, and one of the only three she is willing to play. It is acceptable.
1981
At long last, the "real" Space Invaders.
1980
Inventive, amusing, and in no way a facsimile of anything in real life. A charming abstract thing that communicates all the whimsy and playfulness that spawned it.
1979
Turns out PVE Space War(!) is really good too!
1972
Pong, like Computer Space, is a video game invented by someone else and stolen by Nolan Bushnell. The most successful video game at this time was a slightly less fun version of a thing that you could do in real life for way cheaper, and that's all I have to say about that.
It has been several days since I completed Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device, and still I find it impossible to compose my thoughts. The experience has shaken me to my core... nay, it has destroyed it. What was I before Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device? Do I even care? I am not so desperate a masochist that I would contemplate my previous existence any farther. I have left that grim, ignorant darkness. My life before this game was one of waste and sloth... desolate of purpose. Boldly, Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device subverted my every expectation and has remade me in its image. Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device is not merely a game, it is mockery. It is a cruel and merciless indictment of all our hubris. Mortal hands will never again achieve the rapturous bliss that is Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device, and to chase it would end only in calamitous despair. 9.5/10.