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this is like halo 2 meets halo 3
truly the first open-well type game

Can publish porn on the net so better than real Youtube

genuinely one of the funniest pieces of interactive software one can witness. Hong Kong 97 was made in two days by two video game pirates in 1995 and you can tell because as a game it's barely functional, and everything about it is complete and utter madness. to the 6 seconds loop of I Love Beijing Tiananmen to the explosion sprites being photos of a mushroom cloud, to the game over screen being a real life dead body, to the objective of killing the 1.2 billion of "ugly fucking reds" and their super weapon being the floating severed head of a deceased Deng Xiaoping, who was alive when the game was made but died in 1997, this is a game that only could've been made by shitposters wanting to take the piss out of the Chinese government and I absolutely love it.

i mgiht kill myself why am i so dumb and bad at thsi gmae

I somehow put hundreds of hours more compared to the last season. Let's just say Oscar had a constant visitor 😉

If space is the final frontier, how come we got Mario Galaxy 2? Does that one take place in Space 2?

Yaris

2007

Free game, made me never want a Yaris (well that and the fact I already had a super cool 1988 Nissan Micra with a flame job in the driveway)

Finally i can be the swat guy swatting a streamer

I'm now built like John Cena and the Rock combined and I still haven't reached the end

The most badass thing you can get out of a cereal box.

This was the first non-educational game I played as a kid. Do you like Doom? Do you enjoy the idea of killing snot monsters with a spork? Ever wondered what Doom would be like if instead of a bunch of guns you had a handful of weird alien remote controls and were dressed like a cereal mascot? If you said yes to any of these, you'll almost certainly enjoy this game.

my teacher told somebody to kill themselves once
this doesn't relate to the game i just wanna share it