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Blundered my way into a #1 Victory Royale, so I have now officially completed Fortnite.

The game is so ludicrous that I can’t help but enjoy it. Booting it up and being greeted with some insane cutscene like Neymar Jr. doing the nay-nay on a Xenomorph’s corpse while Major Lazer drives a golf cart with Chun-Li or whatever is just so fucking funny. It genuinely makes me laugh, and that’s got to count for something. I like that you can just grab a boat and listen to some Effiel 65 for a while if you can’t be bothered shooting anyone. It’s chill!

Pure kino. One of my favorite games of all time. Has a slow first chapter but the story eventually kicks in and creates one of my favorite video games ever. Also Majima best