Started the game, as soon as I was given control my screen was plastered with Uplay rewards and unlocks from Assassin's Creed 2 (still coasting on that one, huh) that I'm not sure why I had because I had yet to actually do anything. Then I actually did anything and it was the usual turgid bollocks. I remember thinking Origins was okay, and from what I remember wasn't even that much different, but just nothing here was making me want to continue. Endless busywork and poking enemies higher level than you for 0.01 damage per second (it's very funny to me that they list "DPS" on weapons in these games nowadays). I'm sure the setting is very cool as you get further in but I think I'd rather clean the Augean stables than play and find out, thanks!

Reviewed on Jan 19, 2023


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