-OK, Sosa. You wanna play games? OK, I play with you. You wanna play rough?! Say hello to my little friend!

-Shit! Oh, shit, Manny. I need you, hermano. You asshole, Antonio! You're an asshole, you know why? You don't listen, pendejo, not even to yourself. You fucked up, you fucked up good, because you caused this... this everything. What happened? What the fuck happened? Oh, Antonio, man, why didn't you fucking listen? Hey, Sosa, you think you can take me?! No one! No one takes Tony Montana down but me! You hear me, Sosa, you cocksucker?! No one but me! You did me a favor, you shit. Got rid of my baggage, made me lean like before. OK, what you gotta do to make it right, to get everything back? Sosa! That prick gotta die! I'm going to bring a war against that fuck! Anyone who try to work for him, fuck them all!

Fucking RDR2 wishes arthur had dialogues near close to the perfection Tony Montana has

''WITH NO ONE LEFT TO STAND IN YOUR WAY''
''YOU MIGHT GET CARELESS BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE SAFE!''

Встаёт Ярило, Сварожья Сила,
К нам возвращается.
Зарёй лучистой, росой искристой,
Русь умывается.
Сварожьи Дети в едином свете,
Вновь пробуждаются.
Отцов советы - Святые Веды,
К нам возвращаются.

This game is complete ass and I rather throw up thanksgiving dinner than beat the game. It reminds of both a migraine and SpongeBob heropants. It’s not fun in the slightest and really I wish flints stupid food machine would just cause the third impact. It’s slow and a shitty top down platformer where all you do is chores and destroy food.

Not even the funny monkey can save this dumb game.


FUCK YOU FLINT LOCKWOOD