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LITERALLY DONT LISTEN 2 THE H8RS IF U GET 4 PEOPLE UR GONNA HAVE THE MOST BEST TORTURE OF YOUR LIFE

in no other game can you write about the "bloody battles" of The Civil War while Mario's smiling head happily floats above

Here is a list of every single joke review I considered making:
Shellden Ring
Floodborne
Dark Shoals
Lies of Sea
Black Myth Dugong
Shellkiro: Shallows Rise Twice
Coral Shell

I couldn't pick one.

Anyway, weird how the funny-ass crab game is the best soulslike ever made that wasn't made by fromsoft. A fun art direction, a surprisingly good story, a really cool shell mechanic, and some very strong boss encounters. It's certainly lacking polish in a few areas and the music is occasionally quite bad, but I had a really REALLY good time with this game!

just started playing "video games" when does this "fortnite" show up

this is the game that made me fall in love with storytelling. this game is the sole reason i write anything.

Christmas day. 2016. 20 euro on ps store.

Happy holidays. He is real.

Didn't play it, this only appeared below and I just misclick it when I was about to click for God Hand (2006), please consider looking at where you are going to click


Was this a particularly good party game? No of course not. Did I love it regardless? Yes absolutely.

if I was the creator of this game, I would just say I made it shit on purpose. that way it would instantly spawn thousands of video essays saying it's a "misunderstood masterpiece" and a "deconstruction of the genre".

mega man → star trek the original series
mega man x → the next generation
mega man zero → deep space nine

(ds9 was the best one)

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