If you still like this game, your kids are about to go to college.
I spent a good chunk of my adolescence playing this stupid game. I've only beaten it once throughout my many playthroughs! It starts off strong with Angel! Kinda slows down in Sunset but still a moderate pace. The shit peaks with Cloudman. Andre Ulmeyda stays goated. The game never comes close to getting as good as that. Everything else is just vapid, tedious, and obnoxious in comparison. Also, I just don't give a shit about this guy's nerd culture! note: I don't care about nerd culture in general, but especially here.
Perhaps I've just lost the appeal to a lot of this game's charm, I've out grown it or some shit. Which is why setting this bs as "retired" is more fitting to me. I COULD set it as 'complete' but nah. Who cares. Anyways.
Suda LOVES video games, I fucking hate them. This is the difference between us.
I spent a good chunk of my adolescence playing this stupid game. I've only beaten it once throughout my many playthroughs! It starts off strong with Angel! Kinda slows down in Sunset but still a moderate pace. The shit peaks with Cloudman. Andre Ulmeyda stays goated. The game never comes close to getting as good as that. Everything else is just vapid, tedious, and obnoxious in comparison. Also, I just don't give a shit about this guy's nerd culture! note: I don't care about nerd culture in general, but especially here.
Perhaps I've just lost the appeal to a lot of this game's charm, I've out grown it or some shit. Which is why setting this bs as "retired" is more fitting to me. I COULD set it as 'complete' but nah. Who cares. Anyways.
Suda LOVES video games, I fucking hate them. This is the difference between us.
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@Josh_The_Fourth I'm saying like ðŸ˜
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@Josh_The_Fourth @DomencioDovanna @Lordapop @PalapaSlaps WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? I said I don't like the game. WHAT? I think it hasn't aged the best. WHAT? The reticle sucks. WHAT? Alter Ego is the worst shit ever. WHAT? Just like Dangerman. WHAT? The boss fight with Ulmeyda WHAT? Is fantastic and a great use of its claustrophobic turns and camera/FOV. WHAT? The other bosses aren't as creative. WHAT? Curtis is fine, I guess. WHAT? But maybe you guys got a point. WHAT? Maybe instead of pissing. WHAT? Moaning. WHAT? I should eat some eggs. WHAT? With Tapatio. WHAT? Wash it down with some cofffe. WHAT? From Costa Rica. WHAT? And a protein shake. WHAT? And do some daily cardio. WHAT? Anyways, how long can you boys hold the plank position? WHAT? 30 seconds? WHAT? 20? WHAT? 10? WHAT?
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@Josh_The_Fourth Hey, I'm really glad Backloggd added this @ feature. So I can poke you with this virtual stick and ask you another question. Why the passive aggression and lack of sincerity? You could've been normal and said "that's a shame", "I disagree, because A, B ,C, ETC.", "What do you think of ____?". You know, an actual conversation. I know, my tone comes off rather aggressive with this review. But that's just how I express my thoughts on this stupid website. Anyways, hit me up with a legitmate repsonse. Would hate to block ya.
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@PalapaSlaps Then just say that instead of being a damn weirdo. Please take note of this if you want to make friends in the future. Have a good day.
i didnt mean to be passive aggressive or nun was just leaving a comment without thinking much, review just came off as needlessly aggressive to me but i understand now that’s your style of writing. i’d normally try and engage in an actual conversation but imma be real i ain’t in the mood rn
@Josh_The_Fourth Thank you for the sincere responce. It's not exactly the best feeling to wake up and see notifcations that came off snarky to me. I obviously didn't vibe with that. Anyways, it's all good now that there is a clearer understanding between the both of us. I hope you have a good rest of ur day.
@FemboyGenius That's what I'm saying
@DomencioDovanna Pardon me, but I have no idea what you mean.
@DomencioDovanna bro u aint saying anything. yr having a Donny moment rn gotta be honest with you.
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@ThinkingFella You son of a....
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