This game makes me angry to no end because it doesn't have a single shred of humility. Actually, that's understating it. If this game were a person, I bet that would like to draw nude self-portraits with glittery pens. I bet that it frames these pictures on the walls of its home. On its birthday, it probably wears a ribbon and a crown to let everyone around them know that they should celebrate its very existence. I bet that it's a nude model because it likes it when people draw their figure. I bet that it would masturbate to its own reflection every time it looked at itself in the mirror, and then when it finishes, the first 5 seconds of this song plays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJjYlFAFnoA

Serious version:
Think it has some neat level gimmicks, but I cannot stand how much it shoehorns a false sense of whimsy into its every pore. it feels like the game is in awe with itself a lot of the time, and it frustrates me to no end.

[I will expand on this a bit in an hour.]

Reviewed on Mar 26, 2021


1 Comment


3 years ago

it INSISTS upon itself, Lois