December, 2009

30

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Meaning of Death Badge:
Learn the meaning of life, the universe and everything by killing your way to level 42

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October, 2009

20

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Finished

Darwin Award Badge: Earn 50 evolution points in realistic mode
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Apocalyptic Optimist Badge: Infect 2/3 of the world population in realistic mode

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03

Finished

Balls of Fury Badge:
Score 40,000 points

Finished

July, 2009

08

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Finished

Completed on Kongregate

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April, 2009

02

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Finished

According to an old Facebook post I promoted this. I assume I beat it.

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March, 2009

06

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Finished

Alone in the Dark Badge: Escape the darkness
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To the Underworld and Back Badge: Complete your adventure

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February, 2009

28

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Finished

Chatmaster Badge:
Dodge 100 stars, then submit your score

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26

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Finished

Spherical McCarthyism Badge:
Hunt down every last red button destroying our country from the inside

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13

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Finished

Life, Love, Understanding Badge:
Survive the entire rave

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07

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Finished

The Hunt for Red Button Badge:
Uncover every last red button

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06

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Finished

Rouge Rogue Badge:
Hunt down every last button

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04

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Finished

Microgame Masochist Badge:
Prove that you can play minigames long after they stop being enjoyable by getting a x5 multiplier
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Probably got lucky with a low end PC.

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January, 2009

26

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Finished

Kindergarten Artist Badge:
Show off your artistic talent by completing all 20 drawings in 2 minutes or less

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09

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OMG! TANGERINES badge:
Dodge 100 tangerines

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03

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Finished

Only got as far as level 6, probably
I did try other levels apparently, but still.

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