Apparently I deleted my previous clear and ended up with a new run halfway through. Oh well.

Hypertension Relief Badge:
Defeat Hyperion on level 20
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In general, this game's badges were added on this day. I got all 4 simultaneously since I was already playing the game beforehand and met all the conditions.

Corporate Drone badge:
Maximize managerial efficiency to provide solutions for core goals while analyzing key demographics and addressing communication barriers
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Excit Excitemet badge:
Complete all 30 levels and collect at least 60 MIS logos

Malus Domestica Connoisseur Badge:
To truly understand Newton's genius, you must complete all 25 levels

Friends with Benefits Badge:
Complete all 13 levels

Entity Elimination Badge: Defeat Entity on level 25

Line Flyer badge:
Bring your "total time" score under 200 seconds in "keyboard" mode

Speedrun done