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Shovel Knight fans disappointed to get yuri (actually good) instead of a fourth shitty platformer

Never played but obligated to give it a 10/10 because of how much enjoyment I get from joining a new MegaTen server, making a joke about how Persona 3 was the first Persona game, turning notifications on my phone, and then shoving it up my ass

Me when I'm playing as Lebron James and I get knocked by Master Chief but my teammate Travis Scott kills Master Chief and Naruto but Travis Scott gets killed by Rick from Rick & Morty but then

What the hell why did finn the human fuck my mom

it gets old fast but then it gets unold just as fast

I've got a thousand problems with this game, but I can't bring myself to give it anything but 5 stars. it just does stuff that no other game does, and the best bits of it are so easy to love. I am still surprised by this, but Arthur Morgan is my favorite character in any video game. brilliant writing and tremendous scope.