12 reviews liked by GiovanniDQ


i would do unspeakable things to this man's cervix

I played this for the first time as a 11 years old kid, I never read a comic before that but I loved the movies and the Animated Series (Where Paul Dini was one of the main hands), i loved the game and played the demo times and times until I rented the game for a good while. I had fond memories of this game and vividly remember some moments of my life surrounding it, of the game itself I remember only stuff like the combat system and the gadgets, the Scarecrow sections, Nygma things, the Joker final boss and that Ivy and Quinn sure did a number on me in molding my taste for women. I remember not being scared as I played the game because I was Batman and not even fear itself scares Batman. I would later play City and Origins but not Knight because I had no Ps4 so I saw that on YouTube but I guess I'll talk about that another time.

Fast forward 12 years and I'm 23, I've seen the movies time and time again, hating some of them, enjoying the later animated stuff and reading a really huge number of Batman Comics, from the latest Snyder and King runs to the acclaimed Morrison's and Miller and Moore's masterpieces even going back to Starling and Aparo and O'Neal and of course, Paul Dini. I really like Batman. So why not replay the games and finally play Arkham Knight? Every couple of months they are on big sale sure why not. I start the game and there is the big walk with Hannibal Lecter like Joker and now I'm a guy who watches the credits and here I see the name Paul Dini and things start to make more sense, I beat up the first tough guys taking some punches since I play on hard but it's okay, it's fun, and some minutes later there I am walking in long ass corridors trembling like a leaf, I wasn't thinking I was Batman therefore that setting scared me, if for a second you forget that you are Batman you realize that you are in fucking asylum for insane people that murdered hundreds of people, who would ever want to set foot in a place like that? Fuck them, close everything and let them starve to death, but Batman wouldn't like that so here we go punching thughs, helping Gordon and noticing little details that an 11 years old hardly would have grasped, like when at the start of the game while escorting Joker turning around the guards in the back you can notice one of the guards drinking alcohol and then you play a couple of hours and there he is that guy and his alcohol are important to the plot, so I spent the next twenty hours looking for every secret and reference and all the Nygma Riddle because it was fun to read the bio of character sadly not in the game. I noticed that there is a lot of stuff I didn't remember like I thought it was all tunnels so when I got out and later in the batcave I felt like a kid again discovering wonderful places. Then there is that great pov scene even more at the end and the dub, ugh, Conroy and Hamill are so so so good. What a game. What a experience. Far from perfect as a game of course, some qol that is normal now wasn't there yet and I'm 100% that I'll like Arkham City more If my memory serves me correctly but whatever, you probably haven't even read this far. Play the game if you haven't and still manage to read all this, respect.

I honestly don't know what was the initial point that I wanted to make, but I don't care, i love talking nonsense non stop, Batman is great, you should play the games, you should watch the movies and you should read the comics, about that, now I'm going to read the latest Zdarsky and Ram V's issues, bye bye.

It has a couple of good things, the cutscenes and the ost in particular, but gameplay wise it's just inferior to its predecessor, it just felt more soulless.

Smashing everything with Kaido was definitely fun though.

Imagine my face when I stomped onto the enemy just to die, I felt like the world just fell around me

I'm unironically going to use this in an argument regarding sequels better than the first game, I genuinely had more fun.

This is a fun but broken game, a lot of potential wasted.

It has a lot good Pokémon things but it's just too ugly to be pleasant to play, at certain points i had to turn off the game just because i had enough not of the game, but of the visuals, the first time you enter the Zero Area could have been a beautiful moment if this game was at his full potential.
The plot is okay but the three quest intersecate only in the post game which is kinda eh.

I think the open world works good for Pokémon so yeah, they just have to improve it i guess, they way you easily overpower everyone is stupid, i played 3/4 of the game with the starter which could have happened in games before too, yeah, but when your overpowered starter died in Ruby you were fucked if your other Pokémon weren't of the right level, this doesn't happen here, i didn't spend time farming or whatever but i still finished the game with Skeleridge lvl 80ish and the other five Pokémon at lvl 70ish, so the game wasn't really a challenge which is a shame to be honest, how many more games do i have to smash through until the put on a difficulty option.
I even "limited" myself a couple of times, heh.

I loved a lot of the designs and didn't mind the "you have the legendary since the start" thing, it was well contestualixed, even feeding it bread to power up it may sound stupid but it's a game aimed at kids so i guess it's okay.

Without technical problems and a better overall plot it could have been one the best Pokémon, but i guess i'll just go back to play Pokémon Heartgold for that.

This is great, one of the best stories with some of the best characters, but i may be biased considering my love for Takeshi Kitano.

I enjoyed the gameplay a lot, there is nothing i didn't like expect maybe a little bit of clunkyness in some fight, but i was playing on hard mode so that could have been it and maybe the platinum is way too easy compared to other Yakuza title but whatever.

I'm not giving this the five star and i won't consider this for me the best Yakuza game simply because a lot of "yakuza stuff" was cut, like the Coliseum and a lot of other minigames that are not necessary but are always fun to see and a pleasure in the Yakuza game series.

Loved the new minigames anyway, the bar conversations, the fish spearing, the clan stuff and the new hostess mode, way more pleasant than the previous.

Great cameos too, from the NJPW stars like Okada and Tanahashi to DDT/TJPW's own Saki Akai, that sure took me by surprise but she is hardly one hostess i'll forget.

It is a good game.

Behind micro transaction or weeks of farming the daily challenge just to unlock a stage with only 3/4 level where a couple are behind paywall.

The first one is great I had a lot of fun one of the chillest experience I've ever had.

The second game is fun until you realize your party sucks and the endgame goes through a huge difficulty spike and you have to grind the shit out of the levels before the big last dungeon and still hope that your party doesn't get 1hkoed even with the best equipment and an high level.
Still, it's an incredible upgrade of the first game technically wise.

me and nishiki both grabbing the last can of peaches at the store

a-ah.. kyoudai