I love quest logs, affinity charts, dialogue trees, weapon wheels, the Pokédex. I love systems, I love rules, I love formal standards. I love when every button, every menu widget, does the exact thing I expect it to do from playing other games in the genre. I love when the only remotely unique things about a piece of media lie entirely within its content rather than its form. Weenie worm’s voice actor liked my tweet “who up playin with their weenie worm” so I’m basically legally obligated not to give this game a half star.