This review was written before the game released

Peak literature, knowledge, medium, fiction, experience, memory, game.

How not to make an art game. I should've given this a 1/5 rating, but I think I liked the presentation a bit. But that's all.

Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device

CRTAD (Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device) is one of those video games you shouldn't miss out on. If you do, you better go bust instead.

Just adding in one of the very first games I played back then on my PS1. Such a quaint experience into action games this was.

Better than The Witcher 3 by miles.

Nicely paced. The concept was simple but exhilarating to experience. This is what I love about games like this and their infinite potential.

This is unironically a MASTERPIECE. This is so fucking good. But too fucking short. I need more of this content, man. Wholesome destruction of property where nobody cares!

Good vibes but expecting me not to race and go vroom vroom is bottom tier gameplay.

Equaled only by Chrono Trigger. A riveting, engrossing piece of work that depicts a multifaceted dive into a world of light and dark.

Pipe down on the recreational drugs you found in the retirement home.

Bad things are:

1.) It's short

2.) I wanted more

Other than that what a funky experience.

This is what I will do to Monke when he dies before playing Cruelty Squad.

Too outdated to be enjoyable. Kind of a bummer because anything other than that has its charm. But the gameplay just sucks big time.

Will be there when it fully releases. A miasma of chaotic colorful ululations that blend together in a macrocosmic revelation of beauty.