I have played many a Final Fantasy...

Final Fantasy I gave me patience...
Final Fantasy II gave me nothing...
Final Fantasy III gave me boredom...
Final Fantasy IV gave me confusion...
Final Fantasy V gave me interest...
Final Fantasy VI gave me a beautiful storyline...
Final Fantasy VII gave me stunning 3D beauty...
Final Fantasy VIII gave me utter unplayable dogshit...
Final Fantasy IX gave me the 2nd best storyline...
Final Fantasy X gave me nothing but tedium for hours unend...