I haven't actually played this game I just wanted the world to know that Alex Garland wrote this piece of shit. I pray for the day someone brings that up in an interview.

"That's a nice chunk a' change you got there"

- Patrick Sajak 2010

I am inexplicably a master at this game, instead of all of the much better games out there

This is a puzzle game disguised as a Zelda game and you can tell with how poorly the combat is designed.

Cool as hell

The greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing people this game was good.

I'll bump this up a star if they fix the Switch version so that the Opening Night boss isn't fucking impossible.

Ah I remember playing this back in the day with some friendly Vietcongs.