Just play the game already. It’s so incredibly amazing. Just do it

Well if it isn't Sussy Jack

A disgrace, to tell you the truth. The amount of rushed development and recycled features present throughout the game makes a big glob of extremely boring gameplay. The hype that I had to play this game diminished every single second while playing it. I congratulate the studios for having improved a lot with Ghost of Sparta.

this corrupted me as a 5 year old

saying racist shit has never been funnier

The port works great and the first cutscene is pretty hype but that's about it
I refunded the game and they gave me my money back but the game is still on my library, help.

Crazy how this came out two generations ago and action games still haven't figured out the importance of vocals kicking in during the final phase of a boss fight

RULES OF NATURE

Great Platinum game. The story is kind of wacky but just wacky enough to not be insanely stupid. Being able to cut through everything cleanly is very impressive on a technical level. Soundtrack is an absolute banger. Why can't all games have music where the vocals kick in when the boss goes into their second phase?

Kojima predicted Trump running for election.

nano machines son!