Playing this game evokes the same feeling as being left behind by your mom at a checkout line in a grocery store and the line keeps moving faster and faster and she just wouldn't come back.

my stomach is having a rondo of blood.

Ethan has the best one liners such as 'ᶦᵐ ˢᶦᶜᵏ ᵒᶠ ᵇᵘᵍˢ.'