"What if you could kill all the whiny little bastards on the road in outrun with a gat"

Neat little Atari gig for a simple kick but it's got virtually no staying power. The fast food gameplay's here, but without the charm of Atari's neon-on-black sprites and vectors. It feels less like a pick-up-and-play oldie and more like an unpolished and clunky newie. At that rate I'd rather play Outrun and eat my cake.

"Roadblaster? I hardly know 'er!!!!!"