Today's Crabmeat review is officially sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends!

Fuck you Peta, just fuck you.

Hey, wanna play some video games? I know what to do, I haven't seen the sun in years so lets NOT play League of Legends, sound familiar? It should. It's terrible, and it's pay to win, if there is a toxic community around they would be playing it right now. So here's how it works, play a good game.

I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

THE GREATEST ANIME BASED GAME OF ALL TIME!

Gee it sure is boring around here.

What could go wrong with this game?


It exists.

How can Mario and Time Traveling NOT make a good game?

Dr. Dolphin is the greatest doctor of all time, alongside with Dr. Goomba Tower.

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, No, it's Superman in a terrible game!

Poor chickens, they were just minding their own business.

How the fuck did King trade marked the word "candy".

Gotta go fast!

"Press X to doubt"