MrCrabmeat
2018
Today's Crabmeat review is officially sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends!
2011
Fuck you Peta, just fuck you.
2009
Hey, wanna play some video games? I know what to do, I haven't seen the sun in years so lets NOT play League of Legends, sound familiar? It should. It's terrible, and it's pay to win, if there is a toxic community around they would be playing it right now. So here's how it works, play a good game.
This review contains spoilers
I laughed so hard when the pig turned into a fucking porkchop.
2008
THE GREATEST ANIME BASED GAME OF ALL TIME!
1994
I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
Gee it sure is boring around here.
2019
What could go wrong with this game?
It exists.
It exists.
2019
Dr. Dolphin is the greatest doctor of all time, alongside with Dr. Goomba Tower.
1993
How can Mario and Time Traveling NOT make a good game?
2011
"Press X to doubt"
1991
Gotta go fast!
1994
"Unlike Sonic, I don't chuckle." - Knuckles
2012
How the fuck did King trade marked the word "candy".
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, No, it's Superman in a terrible game!