How can Mario and Time Traveling NOT make a good game?

I swear if I catch another fucking sea bass.

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I laughed so hard when the pig turned into a fucking porkchop.

We have waited 15 years for THIS!?

Gee it sure is boring around here.

Hey, wanna play some video games? I know what to do, I haven't seen the sun in years so lets NOT play League of Legends, sound familiar? It should. It's terrible, and it's pay to win, if there is a toxic community around they would be playing it right now. So here's how it works, play a good game.

Thank god I never actually played this, still rating it though cause well, prefer not to talk about.

Dr. Dolphin is the greatest doctor of all time, alongside with Dr. Goomba Tower.

Wow, first Duke Nukem Forever, now Super Meat Boy Forever. What's next? Sonic the Hedgehog Forever?, Final Fantasy Forever?, Street Fighter Forever?, Call of Duty Forever?, Mario Forev.. wait that game exists and it's good.

"Why is this game so boring?"😒😒😒😒😒

I should also mention these shit ads that I just made fun of. Fuck you Voodoo.

I like how Austin the Butler is literally "the face of false advertising on mobile games".

Well, here's an excellent example of a game that was once bad (though more disappointing), but became good later.

This is were EA started getting lazy by giving the FIFA games an extremely bad reputation for releasing the exact same game every year with little changes.