Why did I finish all the Batman Arkham games? Am I stupid?

Gamer picks up Arkham Knight hoping he's going to play another Batman game, actually plays a garbage Twisted Metal rip-off.

It's sad how much better this game could've been than Arkham City. It looks amazing, the movement is smooth, the voice acting is alright, there's not as many bugs as the previous game.... But why add a new mechanic to the game and forcefeed it to me? No one said the thing missing from this series of Batman games was asking for the Batmobile. This series is not Batmobileman Arkham. Why fuck with a winning combination? Am I stupid?

Scarecrow farts over the city and I can't use the Batmobile? I smile. Batman saying he'll gladly huff farts if he can indulge in his mechanophilia fetish? My face contorts into a black hole and I suck my own dick to death. Arkham Knight destroys the Batmobile? I stop believing in black holes, therefore denying the existence of my face, paradoxically giving myself nothing but a smile. "Two phones, one for the plug and one for the load" ass Batman saying he's got two (2) of them? I register as a 9.5 on the Richter scale. Am I stupid?