ive owned this game for like 8 years and still haven't beat it

The biggest puzzle was figuring out how to use the walkie talkies

(we did not figure out how to use the walkie talkies)

i played this as a small child and my little brother had a paralyzing fear of this game he would start screaming and sobbing violently whenever he heard it start up

It was the 90s and kids needed something to alt+tab into when they heard their parents coming down the hall as the dial up chugged to load that 18+ jpeg pixel line by pixel line.

If your parents never asked you why you were so sweaty and nervous while you lied through your teeth that you just got your high score on 3D Pinball: Space Cadet did you really even have a childhood?

stupid fucking black hole spit my ball right where i can't fucking hit it, stupid ass game

Easily the best indie game I have played this decade, and proof that derivative art still has merit. A beautifully etherial and ambigious story concept perfectly paired with the frantic, messy combat system required in a game of this genre. I can barely believe this was made by such a small team.

And for fuck's sake, there's nothing wrong with the inventory system.

the creator of this game,,,,, yuri stern,,,,,,,,,, YURI stern,,,,,, yuri,,,,,,, girls making out,,,,,yuri ,,,,,yuri ,,,,robot girl yuri...

Easily the best game I’ve ever played down to the gameplay artstyle music characters and most importantly the story to the game which is so well done and complex the themes are amazing such as finding your identity/mistaking grief for purpose/love/identity crisis/and the weight of a promise. The game has some of the best endings I’ve ever witnessed with the secret being the best I’ve ever seen overall play Signalis.

This is just Zelda: BOTW but you have to pay for everything and the map is as empty as a barren wasteland

man i love lesbians, suffering, and having schizophrenia