Do you like survival mechanics that only exist to keep players from exploring the empty world map?
Fond of nonsense prestige tv bravado about complex anti-heroes with loose moral codes?
Assassin's Creed games too stimulating for you?
Are you the proud owner of a novelty Sons of Anarchy hoodie with your hometown written on it?
This might be the game for you.

The realest part of this game is when the vending machine jams and you have to crouch to get your ammo out.

what if quake 2 still kinda sucked but looked wet and slippery