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Well that was certainly something. Kingdom Hearts 3 is such a mixed bag is very difficult not to be biased against it, but in it's defense, there's also many things to be biased positively, just not as much to balance the bad and the ugly.

Let's start with the ugly first: The gameplay, boy, this is an abomination. There's too many mechanics cramped into it, and this creates 2 problems:

1: the game can be easily cheesed and can be a breeze for the most part, insanely floaty, for the sake of looking epic, certain things like attractions are such a combat pace breaker.

2: The game being extremely floaty and flashy, leads to the final fights becoming a literal bullet hell of bullshit, where you need to cheese or be cheesed and boy how much I loathed the final fights.

When in doubt, just KISS (Keep it simple, stupid)

Another ugly thing about the combat, is that flowmotion is literally useless, it was great in DDD and had uses, but the worlds in KH3 are too open for it to be of any use, and it has been nerfed to insanity it's almost unreliable.

And the worst part of KH3 is that you only play on Sora's perspective, except for a few (finger counted) fights where you use other characters, but it would have been better if, you know, they did like past games and made different sections for different characters, that was such a shame.

The bad:

This game tries to cram a lot of plot points in a short time, resulting in a game that feels rushed, and even if it's rushed, the game still had shit tons of filler inside the Disney worlds, which, most of them are left unresolved (like for example, Caribbean's plot point with Sora using the keyblade to do something with the Sea Goddess). I miss the days of KH1 where you went to Disney worlds not to play a Disney Movie but to actually fix things, that is mostly gone since KH2 where you play a Disney Movie that has heartless on it, quite the yikes.

There's also a big lack of consequences and too much nakama power, but that's just a KH signature at this point.

The music, oh boy, more than half the game is recycled soundtrack, and only a few of the mare memorable, nuff said.

The good:

Despite my hatred towards the gameplay and part of the story, there was some great moments, like the reunion of many characters, which made this game slightly memorable. It was very satisfying, so in a way it was worth it just for that.

Thoughts on the PC Version: The game is a terrible port as it missed many customization options present in all the games (from 1.5 to 3), some weird bugs and crashes here and there, fortunately KH3 didn't have crashes for me.

Time for Re:Mind

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