Despite all of the love people seem to have for it, I didn't really fall for Dark Souls 3. To begin with, the Clownmaster Orgville fight was dissapointing, and not at all what I was expecting given the leadup in the Hallowed Bastion area. Pretty much none of the levels I explored--not even the Forest of Unkempt Fires--really had that DaS vibe that is so important. Demon Stalker was a fun boss, as was the Moss Valkyrie. And I guess filling the Essence Urn with the spirits of the Big Five was a satisfying goal--still, the final fight against Oversoul Snindermight just lacked something. I wished I was back in Lordran, fighting the first iteration of "cool old timey monster bosses," rather than this later take on it. Something was lost, a spark; the game is hollow and the characters fungible.

Reviewed on Mar 09, 2021


4 Comments


3 years ago

Did you crack the Essence Urn and fight the Soul of Humanity? It was a fight that a lot of people missed by imo it adds some much needed context to the game.

2 years ago

wut

2 years ago

this review is so fucking genious

2 years ago

Bro I can't believe you would review this game before reaching the Lich Eater in the Undead Cataclysm area, that's when it REALLY gets good