This isn't your average war. War brings pain and suffering. Oh, shit, it's your average war. Unless... oh, I see, it's a fun hobby for them. Mine is tearing games to shreds while I commute by train, so let's begin this charade. Get ready, because here's the list of manslaughtering machinery you need to know to get you rollin'!

1: Soldiers! They wanted a stable income, but not in this economy! They're the ones bringing in the dough, actually.

2: Tanks! They're the powerhouse of no cells. Free reign to explore the wastelands they're creating. I'm surprised we can still recognise which team they on after the blood of their enemies color them red.

3: Transport! They make sure you get to your 9-5 in time, atleast in your daily life. Turns out, these cutting edge engines allow them to bring weapons of havoc wherever we please.

4: Rockets! What's worse than bread falling on the buttered side? The smell of death, lurking and looming over our heads, ready to happen at anytime once the order has been issued. Title unrelated, cold showers make my skin crawl.

5: The rest! Look there are planes and ships and shit they're niche obsessions for mega nerds let's move on

I like the characters, but on a basis of good animations, meanwhile their plasticky designs and "I've been paid enough for the job" type of voice acting make them feel a bit hollow. Does it live up to the pixel? Begrudgingly seems to.

Reviewed on Apr 04, 2024


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