cute simple lil game where u just jump over boss moves n stuff. very simple control scheme, literally just left/right & jump, so it was very accessible 4 me

barely anyone knows bout this but its dexter manning kino if yall remember his stuff

fun pastime that i beat in a sitting but theres more content (also more story, apparently) in the different modes outside the main one

give it a try :)

the spider dude was fuckin cheating by the end actual 0.000000005 second reaction windows at times

F tier yakuza outside the ending and a few characters p much

i was so bored to tears that i practically just skipped a shitton of the dialogue that wasnt immediately story relevant at certain points because this game is hellbent on wasting your time for no reason with random events

all the akame network shit sucks, the agent style is jank and feels bad to use, and the game feels like its 50 hours long despite being the shortest in the series because of all the stupid shit it throws at you

i will say tho, that ending is peak and prolly some of the most emotional shit in the entire series, too bad its stuck in this game.

its kind of a shame because the final boss and the ending are both like genuinely peak shit in the franchise but you have to suffer through so much worthless meandering, bad combat changes and a new style that is not worth using whatsoever.

im also disappointed a setting as cool as the castle amounted to nothing more than just window dressing for like a single mini game essentially

tldr; this game is genuinely worthless outside a kson's fat tits and the ending

story mode was kinda ass in a slopkino way and reptile n baraka were done dirty theyre my blorbos

gameplay actually has some sauce too unlike the slumber party that was mk11

tiger chan is unbelievably erotic

I LOVE MAKOTO KIKUCHI
I LOVE MAKOTO KIKUCHI
I LOVE MAKOTO KIKUCHI
I LOVE MAKOTO KIKUCHI
I LOVE MAKOTO KIKUCHI
I LOVE MAKOTO KIKUCHI
I LOVE MAKOTO KIKUCHI
I LOVE MAKOTO KIKUCHI

horror games youve never played before

genuinely one of the best FNAF fan games that i think youd enjoy especially if ur jaded with fnaf's formula

rlly strategic gameplay and it does some really creative yet simplistic things with its presentation that i never see elsewhere

it can get genuinely challenging

also im scarlet she just me frfr

i love backer rewards my opinions are dogshit and i have no media literacy but its kino

everybody listen up this banks funny we are leaving theres no doo doo Wii U fuck us theres no question about sex do i wanna make it outta here alive no

do i wanna fuck money i do i wanna fuck that money try to leave with this banks money no listen up this is ass spank that ass spank spank yeah i wanna live to see tomorrow

i can say i dropped out of high school and have a criminal record but still land the most off the wall ass jobs imaginable

2022

shitty weirdly placed animated sex scenes and plagiarized danganronpa art all for the epic price of 10 bucks! (remastered version)

i dont know if its cuz i played it at midnight but this was genuinely an off putting and ominous experience since its very obviously a joke but at the same time it has glimpses of bread crumbs to make me think its some foreshadowing, and for what i dont know, thats the concerning part.

calling it now, years from now this is gonna be significant in hindsight and was actually some cryptid message for a future event/thing

its either complete genius in that the author chose random images from their sharex folder in hopes dumbasses like me make up theories, or its an actual master plan for whats to come, or perhaps even both

genuinely more creepy than most itch io horror games due to sheer confusion on what to even make of this

No star rating, i refuse to even have this bunched up with things ive rated (pretend its a negative 1)

this bitch is literally kanamori from eizouken without drip, and also its written for people who use profile pictures of anime girls that they havent read/seen the manga/show theyre from