PortiaLynnDoll
TBD
cute simple lil game where u just jump over boss moves n stuff. very simple control scheme, literally just left/right & jump, so it was very accessible 4 me
barely anyone knows bout this but its dexter manning kino if yall remember his stuff
fun pastime that i beat in a sitting but theres more content (also more story, apparently) in the different modes outside the main one
give it a try :)
barely anyone knows bout this but its dexter manning kino if yall remember his stuff
fun pastime that i beat in a sitting but theres more content (also more story, apparently) in the different modes outside the main one
give it a try :)
F tier yakuza outside the ending and a few characters p much
i was so bored to tears that i practically just skipped a shitton of the dialogue that wasnt immediately story relevant at certain points because this game is hellbent on wasting your time for no reason with random events
all the akame network shit sucks, the agent style is jank and feels bad to use, and the game feels like its 50 hours long despite being the shortest in the series because of all the stupid shit it throws at you
i will say tho, that ending is peak and prolly some of the most emotional shit in the entire series, too bad its stuck in this game.
its kind of a shame because the final boss and the ending are both like genuinely peak shit in the franchise but you have to suffer through so much worthless meandering, bad combat changes and a new style that is not worth using whatsoever.
im also disappointed a setting as cool as the castle amounted to nothing more than just window dressing for like a single mini game essentially
tldr; this game is genuinely worthless outside a kson's fat tits and the ending
i was so bored to tears that i practically just skipped a shitton of the dialogue that wasnt immediately story relevant at certain points because this game is hellbent on wasting your time for no reason with random events
all the akame network shit sucks, the agent style is jank and feels bad to use, and the game feels like its 50 hours long despite being the shortest in the series because of all the stupid shit it throws at you
i will say tho, that ending is peak and prolly some of the most emotional shit in the entire series, too bad its stuck in this game.
its kind of a shame because the final boss and the ending are both like genuinely peak shit in the franchise but you have to suffer through so much worthless meandering, bad combat changes and a new style that is not worth using whatsoever.
im also disappointed a setting as cool as the castle amounted to nothing more than just window dressing for like a single mini game essentially
tldr; this game is genuinely worthless outside a kson's fat tits and the ending
2023
2021
2000
TBD
2023
everybody listen up this banks funny we are leaving theres no doo doo Wii U fuck us theres no question about sex do i wanna make it outta here alive no
do i wanna fuck money i do i wanna fuck that money try to leave with this banks money no listen up this is ass spank that ass spank spank yeah i wanna live to see tomorrow
do i wanna fuck money i do i wanna fuck that money try to leave with this banks money no listen up this is ass spank that ass spank spank yeah i wanna live to see tomorrow
2023
2022
2023
i dont know if its cuz i played it at midnight but this was genuinely an off putting and ominous experience since its very obviously a joke but at the same time it has glimpses of bread crumbs to make me think its some foreshadowing, and for what i dont know, thats the concerning part.
calling it now, years from now this is gonna be significant in hindsight and was actually some cryptid message for a future event/thing
its either complete genius in that the author chose random images from their sharex folder in hopes dumbasses like me make up theories, or its an actual master plan for whats to come, or perhaps even both
genuinely more creepy than most itch io horror games due to sheer confusion on what to even make of this
calling it now, years from now this is gonna be significant in hindsight and was actually some cryptid message for a future event/thing
its either complete genius in that the author chose random images from their sharex folder in hopes dumbasses like me make up theories, or its an actual master plan for whats to come, or perhaps even both
genuinely more creepy than most itch io horror games due to sheer confusion on what to even make of this
2022