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man I'm glad cold steel is over
nice "nuanced character writing" you fucking dipshit now check this out
RELEASE THE SHARD !
TAKE THE GRENDEL !
RELEASE THE SHARD !
TAKE THE GRENDEL !
Interactions in this game usually go like this:
Voice from off screen: “Hey Van, you called?” (Camera pans to reveal Blorpko Shitface, VA: John Voiceactor, returning from Trails Up Your Butt. You haven’t seen him in over 500 hours of gameplay.)
Van: Ah, Blorpko the Cum Drinker, good to see you.
Agnés: (Wait, the cum drinker? I’ve seen him in magazines before, didn’t he help out in the Bay of Poms incident?)
Blorpko: This is paying you back for helping me during Trails of Cold Steel 4, which I was notably absent from.
Voice from off screen: “Hey Van, you called?” (Camera pans to reveal Blorpko Shitface, VA: John Voiceactor, returning from Trails Up Your Butt. You haven’t seen him in over 500 hours of gameplay.)
Van: Ah, Blorpko the Cum Drinker, good to see you.
Agnés: (Wait, the cum drinker? I’ve seen him in magazines before, didn’t he help out in the Bay of Poms incident?)
Blorpko: This is paying you back for helping me during Trails of Cold Steel 4, which I was notably absent from.