ok so imagine capcom as a mother & all the franchises/IP's they own as her offspring's

they're all at a nice family reunion

resident evil is there
devil may cry is there
street fighter is there

and so on...games that made momma capcom proud just sitting at the dinner table

...and then there's god hand who instead of being at the table is simultaneously smoking crack & having a loud ass threesome with trigun & fist of the north star in the capcom home bathroom for the rest of the family to hear while they try to eat dinner & the threesome is so rough that one of them just fucking dies

thats god hand, im not elaborating any further

Reviewed on Dec 24, 2021


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