been playing the alpha and already im having more fun than ive had on Overwatch 2 in the last 8 months

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Kill Kevin Spacey Simulator

this game is the popular kid in Middle School who everyone knew and liked and then eventually became the most annoying loser nobody wanted to talk or be around in High School

a burger with absolutely nothing on it but buns and a patty is more fulfilling than the story in this game

I love you too, Gary, thank you for the RAIN OF SPIDERS

Imagine having to put “Big Daddy” on your resume if you got fired from here

its British No Mans Sky

jokes aside for a minute, im not impressed, theres horrible performance issues, i havent played a lot of the game simply because i dont want to play the game running at horrendous performance (i can run Cyberpunk 2077 and Alan Wake 2 at all high with light ray tracing at 100+ frames... but not this?) i get its early access, but this is ridiculous, i dont even care for the gameplay all that much anymore because of this 1 single issue, call me petty, i dont care, im barely interested in playing another grain in the sand survival game with a gimmick that cant even run correctly... its early access, i get it, but you seriously didnt put any effort into fixing this game before early access launch, it uses 40% or more of my CPU which is already insane, and online only doesnt even need to be here, be real

im disappointed and upset, ive been waiting for this game since 2021, and they couldnt even bother optimizing the game at all

hopefully i enjoy the gameplay itself a little more from what ive played so far, but im not impressed, its really just another survival open world game

There hasn’t been a game that has connected the people like this since Pokemon GO, I’m doing my part, enlist now

what a way to end the franchise, going downhill straight into a tree

when this came out i knew we were reaching the end of the franchise

the last really good Skylanders game before the great downfall

game was alright but you can play as the evil little man Kaos so ill take it

the guy with the hammer was my favorite i would hire him to kill all of my enemies