This game is what 3d Pokémon should look like

The Crossy Road to white supremacist pipeline is real guys trust me

This game literally gave me calluses on my 10 year old ADHD fingertips

I had it on the Amazon Fire tablet, which for some reason let me get infinite in game cash, so I played it with every single stupid cosmetic
Fun times

This review contains spoilers

The ending to this game is horrible. It causes people to read into it expecting a concise answer on why she killed herself, an answer that doesn't exist because it's obvious the creator threw it in for shock value. Suicide is a topic that should be handled with WAY more care than it is in this game. If you can't do that then you shouldn't included it at all.

Other than that the music is just not for me, and void backgrounds of most of the stages are kind of a let down. The snow world and puddle world are k*no though, so that saves it from the 1 star.

2014

I'm bad at this game, which means it sucks >:(

Animated trainer and Pokémon sprites, new added areas that are seamlessly added to the old region, awesome new tracks and remixes to old tracks, a plot that enhances upon the previous entry's barebone thematic and narrative structure, character development based on the 2 year time skip that gives added depth to the ENTIRE CAST!!!
THE MOTHERFUCKING PWT!!! And most importantly, ROSA'S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't call this game anything other than a gift, oh and a masterpiece 5 STARS

Tmw you realize your childhood was wasted studying a paywall based meta that changed every season update