just watch the anime/read it.
the controls are so funny

bland gameplay with boring weapons

if only you knew how cute and funny things really are.

GARY LOVES ME
GARY LOVES ME
GARY LOVES ME
GARY LOVES ME
GARY LOVES ME
Edit: GARY DOESN'T LOVE ME :(

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

More surprised, you must be.
Your attacker, I am. See, can you not?