i have daily traumatic flashbacks to high school where i was walking down the halls wearing an Undertale shirt and this one random guy was like "wh-what??? a gamer girl!" and then blocked my path and did the entire Sans speech. the whole thing. in public.
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Heya.
You've been busy, huh?
. . .
So, i've got a question for ya.
Do you think even the worst person can change. . . ?
That everybody can be a good person, if they just try?
Heh heh heh he. . .
All right.
Well here's a better question.
Do you wanna have a bad time?
'Cause if you take another step forward. . .
You are REALLY not going to like what happens next.
Welp.
Sorry, old lady
This is why i never make promises.
It's a beautiful day outside.
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. . .
On days like these, kids like you. . .
Should be burning in hell.
Huh.
Always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first.
What? You think im just gonna stand there and take it?
Our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum.
Timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting. . .
Until suddenly, everything ends.
Heh heh heh. . .
That's your falt, isn't it?
You can't understand how this feels.
Knowing that one day, without any warning. . .
It's all going to be reset.
Look. I gave up trying to go back a long time ago.
And getting to the surface doesn't really appeal anymore, either.
Cause even if we do. . .
We'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right?
To be blunt. . .
It makes it kind of hard to give it my all.
. . . Or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy. . . ?
Hell if i know.
All i know is. . . Seeing what comes next. . .
I can't afford not to care anymore.
Ugh. . . That being said. . .
You, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh?
. . .
Listen.
I know you didn't answer me before, but. . .
Somewhere in there. I can feel it.
There's a glimmer of a good person inside of you.
The memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing.
Someone who, in anothee time, might have even been. . .
A friend?
C'mon, buddy.
Do you remember me?
Please, of you're listening. . .
Let's forget all this, ok?
Just lay down your weapon, and . . .
Well, my job will be alot easier.
Welp, it was worth a shot.
Guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?
Sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends.
I always thought the anomaly was doing all this cause they were unhappy.
And when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this.
And maybe all they needed was. . . I dunno.
Some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends.
But that's rediculous, right?
Yeah, you're the type or person who won't EVER be happy.
You'll keep cosuming timelines over and over, until. . .
Well.
Hey.
Take it from me, kid.
Someday. . .
You gotta learn when to QUIT.
And that day's TODAY.
Cause. . . Y'see. .
All this fighting is really tiring me out.
And if you keep pushing me. . .
Then i'll be forced to use my special attack.
Yeah. My special attack. Sound familiar?
Well. Get ready. Cause after the next move, i'm going to use it.
So if you don't wanna see it, now would be a good time to die.
Well. Here goes nothing. . .
Are you ready?
Survive this, and i'll show you my special attack!
Huff. . . Puff. . .
All right. That's it.
It's time for my special attack.
Are you ready?
Here goes nothing.
Yep.
That's right.
It's literally nothing.
And its not gonna be anything, either.
Heh heh heh. . . Ya get it?
I know i can't beat you.
One of your turns. . .
You're just gonna kill me.
So, uh.
I've decided. . .
It's not going to BE your turn, ever.
I'm just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up.
Evan if it means we have to stand here until the end of time.
Capiche?
You'll get bored here.
If you haven't gotten bored already, i mean.
And then you'll finally quit.
I know your type.
You're, uh, vety determined, aren't you?
You'll never give up, evan if there's, uh. . .
Absolutely NO benefit to perservering whatsoever.
If i can make that clear.
No matter what, you'll just keep going.
Not out of any desire for good or evil. . .
But just because you think you can.
And bwcause you "can". . .
. . . You "have to."
But now, you've reached the end.
There is nothing left for you now.
So, uh, in my personal opinion. . .
The most "determind" thing you can do here?
Is to, uh, completely give up.
And. . . (Yawn) do literally anything else.
Heh, didja really think you would be able-
. . .
. . .
. . .
So. . .
Guess thats it, huh?
. . .
Just. . .
Don't say i diddn't warn you.
Well.
I'm going to grillby's.
Papyrus, do you want anything?
You've been busy, huh?
. . .
So, i've got a question for ya.
Do you think even the worst person can change. . . ?
That everybody can be a good person, if they just try?
Heh heh heh he. . .
All right.
Well here's a better question.
Do you wanna have a bad time?
'Cause if you take another step forward. . .
You are REALLY not going to like what happens next.
Welp.
Sorry, old lady
This is why i never make promises.
It's a beautiful day outside.
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. . .
On days like these, kids like you. . .
Should be burning in hell.
Huh.
Always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first.
What? You think im just gonna stand there and take it?
Our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum.
Timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting. . .
Until suddenly, everything ends.
Heh heh heh. . .
That's your falt, isn't it?
You can't understand how this feels.
Knowing that one day, without any warning. . .
It's all going to be reset.
Look. I gave up trying to go back a long time ago.
And getting to the surface doesn't really appeal anymore, either.
Cause even if we do. . .
We'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right?
To be blunt. . .
It makes it kind of hard to give it my all.
. . . Or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy. . . ?
Hell if i know.
All i know is. . . Seeing what comes next. . .
I can't afford not to care anymore.
Ugh. . . That being said. . .
You, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh?
. . .
Listen.
I know you didn't answer me before, but. . .
Somewhere in there. I can feel it.
There's a glimmer of a good person inside of you.
The memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing.
Someone who, in anothee time, might have even been. . .
A friend?
C'mon, buddy.
Do you remember me?
Please, of you're listening. . .
Let's forget all this, ok?
Just lay down your weapon, and . . .
Well, my job will be alot easier.
Welp, it was worth a shot.
Guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?
Sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends.
I always thought the anomaly was doing all this cause they were unhappy.
And when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this.
And maybe all they needed was. . . I dunno.
Some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends.
But that's rediculous, right?
Yeah, you're the type or person who won't EVER be happy.
You'll keep cosuming timelines over and over, until. . .
Well.
Hey.
Take it from me, kid.
Someday. . .
You gotta learn when to QUIT.
And that day's TODAY.
Cause. . . Y'see. .
All this fighting is really tiring me out.
And if you keep pushing me. . .
Then i'll be forced to use my special attack.
Yeah. My special attack. Sound familiar?
Well. Get ready. Cause after the next move, i'm going to use it.
So if you don't wanna see it, now would be a good time to die.
Well. Here goes nothing. . .
Are you ready?
Survive this, and i'll show you my special attack!
Huff. . . Puff. . .
All right. That's it.
It's time for my special attack.
Are you ready?
Here goes nothing.
Yep.
That's right.
It's literally nothing.
And its not gonna be anything, either.
Heh heh heh. . . Ya get it?
I know i can't beat you.
One of your turns. . .
You're just gonna kill me.
So, uh.
I've decided. . .
It's not going to BE your turn, ever.
I'm just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up.
Evan if it means we have to stand here until the end of time.
Capiche?
You'll get bored here.
If you haven't gotten bored already, i mean.
And then you'll finally quit.
I know your type.
You're, uh, vety determined, aren't you?
You'll never give up, evan if there's, uh. . .
Absolutely NO benefit to perservering whatsoever.
If i can make that clear.
No matter what, you'll just keep going.
Not out of any desire for good or evil. . .
But just because you think you can.
And bwcause you "can". . .
. . . You "have to."
But now, you've reached the end.
There is nothing left for you now.
So, uh, in my personal opinion. . .
The most "determind" thing you can do here?
Is to, uh, completely give up.
And. . . (Yawn) do literally anything else.
Heh, didja really think you would be able-
. . .
. . .
. . .
So. . .
Guess thats it, huh?
. . .
Just. . .
Don't say i diddn't warn you.
Well.
I'm going to grillby's.
Papyrus, do you want anything?
this is why i avoid men
wow a guy took interest in your interest what an awful human being. this is exactly why guys are scared to talk to women. because when we TRY and be nice they just go home and type shit about us and make us seem "cringe" and "weird" but in reality we just dont conform to the social norm of being self contained and we actually care about the lives of others. like, seriously? you got traumatized by a guy saying a speech from a game you enjoyed? my great grandfather fought in world war fucking 2, get over yourself. if you dont want people to comment on your shirt, DONT FREAKING WEAR IT. end of rant.
@goober I have no idea if this is a copypasta, a troll response or (oh heavens) you're being serious my guy, but in the dreadful eventuality that you are (or that people who agree with your unhinged response will read this) I'm going to give you a completely serious response: of course a dude that stood in her way reciting the entire Sans speech freaked her out. That is not normal behavior. That is not sharing an interest in an appropriate way and appropriate setting. It is not a matter of bullying or misandry, it is a matter of basic social cues and knowing when and how to interact with people. Bonding is not only a matter of common interests, it is mostly a matter of behavior and personality, and the person reciting the speech proved to be completely detatched with normal human interactions that any sane person would've felt embarassed and uncomfortable if not downright scared.
Mushrooman
1 year ago