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Kojima can not write for the life of him (Agness Kaku, the localizer for MGS2, even agrees with me on this), so having a game entirly based of Kojima's dreadful Lethal Weapon fanfiction were you play as a sexually perverted fiend doppelganger of Mel Gibson, yeah, you know it's gonna be a fucking terrible slog. How fucking dare you make space so fucking uncool, you nerd! Stop being a fucking dweeb and explaining needless shit constantly, no one fucking cares AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It was pretty cool when Luigi and Lebron James rejected playing Basketball and forced the United States of America to be destroyed by an out of control Mario while Peach gets crushed by a rock and they walk into the light, ending the NBA Street series on a high note.

The Legend of Starfox: Adventures Mask

Starting the story off with all the characters talking in a cheesy cipher-language but still with american accents was an iconic decision tbh.

Any opinion outside of this being God's gift to man is wrong.

If you told me there was a better FPS game than Monolith Production's F.E.A.R., I'd spit in your face and call you either a liar or a fool... before you promptly beat the shit out of me, which I would totally deserve.

I'd still be right though.

It's kind of like playing Submachine 3 (2006) except your mouse cursor is an anime lady.

It's actually the best Bioshock game but everyone is afraid to be as lethaly based as I.