What a shitload of fuck! This game, Subahibi, is one of the weirdest and most messed up games I've ever had the displeasure of playing.

So you start off as this average Joe named Takumi, and from there, it's like stepping into a never-ending fever dream! Seriously, the game just flips characters and timelines like it's going out of freakin' style, making it a nightmare to follow.

And let me tell ya, the dialogue in this game is as pretentious as a turd claiming it won the Pulitzer Prize! These characters think they're fuckin' philosophers, spouting off lines that don't make a lick of sense. All I wanted was to play a game, not be dragged through the mud by a bunch of whiny-ass punks!

That being said, for all its craptastic dialogue and confusing-as-hell plot, I'd be lying if I said I didn't find some things intriguing about this dumpster fire. The visuals are pretty snazzy, and the whole bizarre story actually starts to grow on you after a while.

Alright, bottom line: Subahibi is a convoluted shitstorm that may appeal to some of you sick twisted gamers out there. But for me and my sanity, I'm going to refrain from any further experience with this game and go throw a couple of ice-cold beers down my gullet to wash away that mind-fuckery experience.