Bio
Somewhere between childhood and retirement, so I dont have the time or money to play all the games I want to.
Personal Ratings
1★
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GOTY '23

Participated in the 2023 Game of the Year Event

N00b

Played 100+ games

Gone Gold

Received 5+ likes on a review while featured on the front page

Liked

Gained 10+ total review likes

134

Total Games Played

000

Played in 2024

004

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Games like this exist to remind me that I am not a creative person. I can see how someone more creative could spend hours putting together different war machines to run through these levels, but after painstakingly cobbling together three or four, I just couldn't bring myself to do anymore

Maybe I'm crazy, but dude, this game is cute. I saw someone say 'Babies First Adventure Game' and I have to say I agree, but in a less critical way. Games like this need to exist, genuinely good entry-level games for kids to pick up and just get obsessed with. It's not difficult in the slightest, its very simple and straightforward, but man is it cute and truly a lot of fun. Perhaps it also helped I ran through it in a single afternoon so it didn't really have time to wear out its welcome, but I do stand by the fact that I think this is the perfect game for younger children.

I'm not joking, this thing is a piece of dogshit. Booted this rancid shit for like 45 minutes before uninstalling. Disgusting ass graphics make it genuinely unpleasant to even look at, it's way too convoluted, even early on, combat feels terrible, like genuinely awful. Don't even waste your time, this thing sucks.