TheJimmonator
good fun! just a touch too long in the end and occasionally tries too hard to be funny; the dialogue ranges from true cringe to laugh out loud funny (peter quill actually says ‘that just happened!’ after one of the many, many sliding sequences in the game and it stopped me dead in my tracks). all that said, the story and characters are ultimately what keep pulling you along whilst the combat and platforming are pretty watered down.
2012
as bad as everyone says, maybe even worse; this ugly mess is an overlong, terribly paced action shooter that plods along until the very last co-op door quick time event. I’m not even a huge Resident Evil fan and this made me upset for the series, no wonder they changed things up so drastically with the immediate sequel
as with GTA IV, this has its moments where it doesn’t quite balance the meaningful story that it wants to tell with all the quirky characters that inhabit a typical Rockstar production. It’s also bookended by almost entirely joyless ranch missions. while the sequel improved on everything in a significant way, Red Dead Redemption is still a worthy achievement with great writing, amazing atmosphere and the wonderful Euphoria physics engine in full effect, and i’m super nostalgic for the online side of things as I have fond memories of playing Liars Dice and fucking around with with friends for hours in the old west.
the less said about Undead Nightmare the better
the less said about Undead Nightmare the better
2010
a really excellent arcade racer that is occasionally hampered by its desire to have the end of every race live up to the title; that means some serious rubber banding with some serious frustration. but this thing is addictive, looks amazing for its age and manages to conjure up more than a handful of ‘holy shit!’ moments. I wish the gameplay had just a touch of Burnout included as ramming enemy racers here does absolutely nothing. it’s a real shame that a teased sequel never saw the light of day!
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