Thrills and chills and kills and dilfs. Lost a star because it’s so short but honestly what did I expect from an April fools game? Anyways I hope this concept can get expanded into an actual full length game not being held down by its existence being just to be for the lols. Still, it’s fun as fuck and funny as fuck.

Probably the only game in the existence of gaming to make me genuinely cry because of the story of the game. I’ve cried for other games like I’ve waited ten years for a new Pikmin game so naturally I started bawling when I saw the reveal trailer. And of course I’ve cried when a great game ends. But when the credits roll on this title and all the themes and foreshadowing finally click together to create such a solemn and meaningful message, it’s truly life changing.

This game single handedly killed me, brought me back to life, tortured me, inflated me like a balloon, shat me out, aggressively blew out my eardrums, and created that annoying ass clucking sound that I still hear in my dreams and I haven’t even started talking about the second level.