Games that will never come out because of John Cena & Make-a-Wish

Full title: Games that will never come out because a Make-a-Wish kid has asked John Cena to prevent them from releasing. John Cena has to date fulfilled over 650 wishes for children between the ages of 2 and 18 and is showing no signs of stopping. Here are the games that we will never see at least until he dies or loses his powers.

Bugs stand no chance against the power of John Cena and his desire to bring joy into the hearts of sick children everywhere. If this game or even any updates see the light of day it is a sign that John Cena aka The Prototype aka Mr. P is losing his strength and may not have much time left.
The only reason we got a trailer for this one is because another child asked John Cena to release the trailer and technically the trailer coming out didn't cancel out the other kids' wishes to prevent the game itself from coming out. It's still never coming out though.
When John Cena visited Valve to let them know he was going to do everything in his power to prevent this game from releasing Gabe Newell was so frightened by John Cena's powerful aura that he hasn't even touched the idea of the project ever since.
When development began for Kingdom Hearts III John Cena arrived at the Square Enix headquarters to confront Nomura about his need to stop the game from releasing, Nomura showed John the plans for the game and John confirmed that it was in fact NOT Kingdom Hearts III. What was actually released was technically a fan fiction and doesn't count. We will never actually be able to play the real Kingdom Hearts III.
This is a placeholder for Final Fantasy Versus XIII. John Cena actually has a doomsday device that will instantly teleport him to obliterate Nomura with a five knuckle shuffle if he breaks the contract that he was forced to sign to honor the wishes of multiple sick children.
John took the opportunity to grant the wish of a child who was hospitalized with epilepsy after the trippy visuals of the Giygas fight and proceeded to threaten everyone at Nintendo with the Fisherman Suplex if they so much as tried to localize Mother 3 or continue development on Earthbound 64.
As you might know, John Cena has had multiple forays into the field of acting. These were actually just cover for him to make connections with Hideo Kojima and get him kicked out of Konami so that he could grant the wish of a sick child who was really afraid of Pyramid head. By extension he has also blocked any and all good Silent Hill games since then.
Placeholder for Persona 6 but also maybe not since this is what we might actually get instead of Persona 6...? It seems that several sick children have been asking John Cena to prevent Atlus from continuing their long standing Persona series with a new mainline entry. Reportedly they just can't get enough spin offs or remasters.
As pointed out to me by @hotpoppah, Beyond Good & Evil 2 has been locked away in a valut by John Cena. Some people theorize that the child who made this wish is actually a DomZ alien who is actually just trying to use John Cena's powers. When questioned about the matter John Cena replied: "Alien or not, I will never disappoint a child."
I have confirmed that Prey 2 is also being held back by John Cena at the wish of a young cancer patient who had recurring nightmares about the Typhon from the first game.
Placeholder for Super Mario 128. It appears that this one gets rather hairy as there is a chance that Nintendo might be the ones behind it. The story goes that Nintendo consulted with their lawyers about stopping it from releasing but didn't have enough evidence to send a cease and desist letter. Desperate to stop the release so they could theoretically save an arbitrarily large sum of money, Shigeru Miyamoto adopted a terminally ill child from an orphanage on the condition that he would ask John Cena to stop this game from releasing.
John Cena is currently working tirelessly to keep this game from the public eye to ensure the children of tomorrow can continue to live in happiness. Anything that suggests he prevented this game from releasing is in fact fake news and a smear campaign against Mr. Cena and the entire wrestling industry.

10 Comments


16 days ago

Beyond Good and Evil 2 is locked in John Cena's personal vault.

15 days ago

kh3:"technically a fan fiction and doesn't count" I don't know, but that sounds like the real version of events

15 days ago

Prey 2

15 days ago

Super Mario 128

15 days ago

Somebody had to wish Persona 6 out of existence already

15 days ago

@hotpoppah Incredible. There is no limit to John Cena's overflowing generosity. I will add this.
@PZT @NovaNiles @unaderon Thank you for bringing these to my attention. I will double check with my John Cena historian consultants to find out the details and post them shortly.
@Maurith Right I was worried at first that somehow Square got past John Cena's impeccable wrestling moves but when I found out the truth it all made sense.

15 days ago

I think devil may cry 2 should be here, it's kind of odd how they just jumped to 3.

15 days ago

that silksong is real. i like hollow knight but thank god im not a fan cuz ik the fandom is in serious pain rn. fuck the ones that are generally annoying about it tho, idk how something like hollow knight can attract a bunch of fucking brain dead morons

6 days ago

I didn't know about the existence of Zybourne Clock or this list until the last 24 hours. Coincidence?? I demand answers from Johnny "Fiveaces" Cena

1 day ago

@G0dot Nice catch! John is so charitable.

@imshitting420 Real talk but this is what inspired me to make this list haha

@Lapbunny Dang... John did so well at surpressing Zybourne Clock that he's kept it off IGDB! Thank you for spreading awareness though!


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