I only played this game because of my ex, and even then it was a miserable experience. Then she cheated on me on Valentine's day, of all days. Because of her, I unnecessarily wasted part of my life on this shithole of a game.

Fuck you Evelyn, and fuck you League of Legends.

Reviewed on Oct 21, 2021


17 Comments


2 years ago

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2 years ago

whoa this is doing numbers

2 years ago

I'm sorry for what happened to you but her name being Evelyn is too funny

2 years ago

She sure was an Evelyn, alright

2 years ago

i am still trying to figure if this is a joke or not because of like griffith said it's weird her name was Evelyn because of the League champion of the near identical name. gonna give it a like anyway



played this game for 6 years of my life and from 2016 it became a miserable experience and I started to become a douchebag and then 2019 happened and I stopped playing. learned what it's like to have an addiction the hard way. even spent $500 at the minimum on it

2 years ago

Oh wow, that makes the story even funnier. I didn't even know there was an Evelyn in the game.

2 years ago

Anyways yeah, the story is completely sincere and that was her name.

2 years ago

@TremiRodomi Evelyn with an extra n at the end is her name afair

2 years ago

Don't care enough about LoL to get it right, lmao

2 years ago

Fuck that bitch man you can cope playing today's sponsor League of Legends

2 years ago

really tho this shit destroyed my life. gave up an opportunity to spend christmas 2018 in poland to play more league. destroyed my education because of league. lost friends because of league while keeping my core friend group. was destroying my physical and mental health for league. that was a big mistake. i wanted to go pro. now I have a job and created more friendships after I quit this toxic game.


but hey gotta give it credit where credit is due; it's the reason I speak Korean.

2 years ago

Holy fuck, sorry to hear that all of that happened to you. Learning a language is cool but man it shouldn't be worth all that.
wait this litereally hits so hard I only got introduced to this because of friends who turned out to be shitty. and it brought out the shittier parts of me too just trying to get a good rank to impress them. and now i'm just stuck with this residual deep knowledge of a bad game UGH

1 year ago

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1 year ago

Update: I'm dating a woman now that treats me a lot better than that woman ever did. In fact she got mad at the woman in this story when I told her the story lol
lol, I'm glad you're in a better relationship now. This review reminds me that my old round-the-block childhood buddy was into League for a while, around the time he and his mom moved down to South Texas. Never had any interest in the game, but we used to hang out and play FPSes, not sure if he's still into games that much though.

1 year ago

this was one of the first reviews I saw for this site so I'm glad things are going better for you now :)

1 year ago

One time in high school I was sitting with a girl named Evelyn and my huged brain decided to go "There's a character with that name in a game(League)."