Where do I even start? Zelda II is nothing but a chore from beginning to end. Enemies deal an insane amount of damage, the hints you get from NPCs are so fucking cryptic, the level up system won't let you choose if you want to upgrade health, magic, or damage, and the amount of backtracking you need to do if you get a game over is ludicrous. If I didn't play this poor excuse of a game on NSO, I would've given up just like I did when I first played it on the NES as a kid. I feel genuinely sorry for anyone who had to experience this shitstain