Me: (way too invested, is very valiantly trying to explain the lore significance behind several characters and events in this game, like how the talking skeleton with the mustache debuted in a 3DS game and how the little inchworm librarian that wrote an ancient history textbook is actually a clever reference to the Mask of Power book series)

My friend, playing two player co-op beside me: Haha Donkey Kong just threw a barrel at that guy