Valkyro
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Sam Lake decided to try acid ONCE and play the entire Remedy Games franchise again and now we have to suffer the consequences
Guess I'm a 50 yr old dad with 15 kids. This shit was peak
XDefiant
2024
It's fine. Needs work and some original thought tho
XDefiant
2024
Do you remember Brink? Ubisoft remembers Brink and they made a whole Call of Duty about it.
Alan Wake 3
People will literally pray to the gods for glorious battle than get therapy
oh my cod
Here is a list of every single joke review I considered making:
Shellden Ring
Floodborne
Dark Shoals
Lies of Sea
Black Myth Dugong
Shellkiro: Shallows Rise Twice
Coral Shell
I couldn't pick one.
Anyway, weird how the funny-ass crab game is the best soulslike ever made that wasn't made by fromsoft. A fun art direction, a surprisingly good story, a really cool shell mechanic, and some very strong boss encounters. It's certainly lacking polish in a few areas and the music is occasionally quite bad, but I had a really REALLY good time with this game!
Shellden Ring
Floodborne
Dark Shoals
Lies of Sea
Black Myth Dugong
Shellkiro: Shallows Rise Twice
Coral Shell
I couldn't pick one.
Anyway, weird how the funny-ass crab game is the best soulslike ever made that wasn't made by fromsoft. A fun art direction, a surprisingly good story, a really cool shell mechanic, and some very strong boss encounters. It's certainly lacking polish in a few areas and the music is occasionally quite bad, but I had a really REALLY good time with this game!
A great piece of content to add to an already legendary game
It's fine if you consider it an action platformer instead of a metroidvania. Bosses are really fun.
When I want to wear the blue mask but my bitch wife wants me to wear the orange mask
Clive punched a baby, that’s my man yall
Escape Academy
2022
It’s a good thing that Cs get degrees because that’s all I was getting at this academy.
baby eikon :3
i beat the fuck outta that baby