Valkyro
54 reviews liked by Valkyro
People will literally pray to the gods for glorious battle than get therapy
oh my cod
Here is a list of every single joke review I considered making:
Shellden Ring
Floodborne
Dark Shoals
Lies of Sea
Black Myth Dugong
Shellkiro: Shallows Rise Twice
Coral Shell
I couldn't pick one.
Anyway, weird how the funny-ass crab game is the best soulslike ever made that wasn't made by fromsoft. A fun art direction, a surprisingly good story, a really cool shell mechanic, and some very strong boss encounters. It's certainly lacking polish in a few areas and the music is occasionally quite bad, but I had a really REALLY good time with this game!
Shellden Ring
Floodborne
Dark Shoals
Lies of Sea
Black Myth Dugong
Shellkiro: Shallows Rise Twice
Coral Shell
I couldn't pick one.
Anyway, weird how the funny-ass crab game is the best soulslike ever made that wasn't made by fromsoft. A fun art direction, a surprisingly good story, a really cool shell mechanic, and some very strong boss encounters. It's certainly lacking polish in a few areas and the music is occasionally quite bad, but I had a really REALLY good time with this game!
A great piece of content to add to an already legendary game
It's fine if you consider it an action platformer instead of a metroidvania. Bosses are really fun.
When I want to wear the blue mask but my bitch wife wants me to wear the orange mask
Clive punched a baby, that’s my man yall
Escape Academy
2022
It’s a good thing that Cs get degrees because that’s all I was getting at this academy.
baby eikon :3
i beat the fuck outta that baby